It's Black. It's White.

Bucking tradition as only Frozen Yak can, Noir et Blanc represents nothing less than a giant step backward in computer gaming! With no new technology and pretty much no story to speak of, you'll be riveted to your chair with this boring, mundane and pedestrian release!


  • Not 3D, but true 2D gaming action!
    Giant, slow-moving, blocky pixels -- just like Pong!
  • No characters! No storyline! No weapons! It's just raw gaming at its finest!
  • Your grandma will love this game!
  • No more than THREE exciting levels -- Easy, Medium and Hard!
  • 50% more exclamation points than your average game!!!