Cleaner | Bronco Buster | Efficiency
- Responsible for cleaning
and maintenance of company's Olympic-class aquatic center, with pools,
diving platforms, jacuzzis and little, yellow rubber duckies.
- Also responsible for organizing
events, such as water polo tournaments and company's annual 300-person
game of Marco Polo.
- Must be able to maintain
a great tan, distribute SPF 30 sunscreen, critique diving form and compare/contrast
different models of mana-based resource systems for real-time strategy
- Just like it sounds, pardner.
- Experience with ridin',
ropin' and rasslin' steers and bucking broncos.
- Bonus points if you can
sing Gene Autry classics, or anything by Roy Rogers and the Sons of
- Looking for an energetic,
motivated self-starter to effectively manage a community of knowledge
workers in a proactive, action-plan oriented environment that seamlessly
integrates the company vision and strategies to locate and identify
possible synergies and initiatives in a scalable paradigm of mission-critical
tasking and empowerment of core competencies for better actualization
of client-focused, smartsized, customer-directed, multidisciplinary
conceptualizations, while focusing on team dynamics, reachable goals,
low-hanging fruit and measurable, backward-compatible metrics.
- Minimum two-years experience
in a buzzword-laden environment.